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thepoke.com > 09/09/2026 > farage-vowed-that-if-his-ministers-failed-theyd-resign-or-be-sacked

Nigel Farage vowed that if his hypothetical ministers failed, they'd resign or be sacked, and the irony was visible from outer space - 16 helpings of chinny reckon

4+ day, 16+ hour ago   (488+ words) Politics nigel farage Reform UK Oonagh Keating. Updated September 9th, 2026 Nigel Farage has been wanging on about what he’d do in his first 100 days as prime minister – an increasingly unlikely scenario – and it’s all looking a bit Trumpian. Farage says he…...

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thepoke.com > 09/08/2026 > nigel-farage-warned-that-britain-was-on-the-edge-of-serious-civil-unrest-and-the-entirety-of-the-internet-responded-as-one > 2

Nigel Farage warned that Britain was on 'the edge of serious civil unrest' and the entirety of the internet responded as one - Page 2 of 2

5+ day, 13+ hour ago   (180+ words) Politics asylum seekers nigel farage John Plunkett. Updated September 8th, 2026 — The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 (@jasemonkey) September 7, 2026 — Prof Elaine Chalus (@EHChalus) September 7, 2026 There you go sowing the seed of civil unrest like you have before Crossings are down Polling for Reform is down Your…...

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thepoke.com > 09/07/2026 > richard-tice-posted-photo-of-his-reform-conference-jump-for-joy

Richard Tice posted a photo of his Reform conference jump 'for joy', and Guinness might have to update its entry for the biggest self-own - 17 brutal responses

6+ day, 13+ hour ago   (326+ words) Politics Reform UK Richard tice Oonagh Keating. Updated September 7th, 2026 Reform UK had its conference at the weekend, where they set out a quite alarming plan for their first hundred days in government, should they ever make it that far. Here’s…...

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thepoke.com > 09/07/2026 > jenrick-resigned-from-job-he-doesnt-even-have

Robert Jenrick posted his resignation letter for a job he doesn't even have, and was mocked to oblivion - 17 top takedowns

6+ day, 17+ hour ago   (363+ words) Politics Reform UK Robert jenrick David Harris. Updated September 7th, 2026 Most of us have at times thought about quitting a job we hate, but Reform UK MP Robert Jenrick has taken things a step further by resigning from a job that…...

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thepoke.com > 09/02/2026 > gb-news-pundit-thought-andy-burnham-had-held-pmqs-for-three-and-a-half-hours-on-a-tuesday

This GB News pundit thought Andy Burnham had held PMQs for three and a half hours …on a Tuesday – 14 favourite facepalms

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (338+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated September 2nd, 2026 Andy Burnham may need a lozenge or two today, after Tuesday’s Commons session saw him spend more than three hours answering a whole range of questions from the floor. He even found time to singe Kemi…...

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thepoke.com > 09/02/2026 > andy-burnhams-2-minute-take-on-where-britain-went-wrong-even-had-people-who-dont-like-the-new-pm-applauding

Andy Burnham's 2-minute take on where Britain went wrong even had people who don't like the new PM applauding

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (334+ words) John Plunkett. Updated September 2nd, 2026 It was a big day for Andy Burnham as he made his first appearance as prime minister in the House of Commons ahead of PMQs on Wednesday. And quite a memorable appearance it was too, a…...

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thepoke.com > 09/02/2026 > farage-plans-to-spend-less-time-in-parliament-people-struggling-to-see-how

Nigel Farage told GB News he plans to spend less time in Parliament over the coming months, and people are struggling to see how

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (362+ words) Oonagh Keating. Updated September 2nd, 2026 In a surprising turn of events, Nigel Farage has told Christopher Hope of GB News that he plans to spend less time in the House of Commons, as he’ll be conducting a tour of the UK....

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thepoke.com > 09/02/2026 > less-than-a-day-after-returning-to-the-commons-nigel-farage-casually-broke-parliamentary-rules

Less than a day after returning to the Commons, Nigel Farage casually broke parliamentary rules - 19 flashes of déjà vu

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (356+ words) Politics House of Commons nigel farage Oonagh Keating. Updated September 2nd, 2026 Parliament had its soft opening on Tuesday, which means that the MPs and staff are back, but they haven’t yet had the whole pantomime with the King and Black Rod....

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thepoke.com > 09/01/2026 > anti-woke-author-wasted-family-holiday-time-spouting-nonsense-about-birmingham-trying-to-ban-england-flags > 2

An 'anti-woke' author wasted precious family holiday time spouting nonsense about Birmingham trying to ban England flags - 17 generous servings of chinny reckon - Page 2 of 2

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (136+ words) Politics far right Restore Britain David Harris. Updated September 1st, 2026 Why are Restore members so poor that they need to lie on twitter for pennies? — Inevitable Pinky ️‍ (@BpdLion) August 30, 2026 — Johnny Fartpants (@LeeChapmansSofa) August 29, 2026 FFS…you even lie to your family…flying…...

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thepoke.com > 09/01/2026 > anti-woke-author-wasted-family-holiday-time-spouting-nonsense-about-birmingham-trying-to-ban-england-flags

An 'anti-woke' author wasted precious family holiday time spouting nonsense about Birmingham trying to ban England flags - 17 generous servings of chinny reckon

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (344+ words) Politics far right Restore Britain David Harris. Updated September 1st, 2026 We get the idea that Restore Britain member Tyler Cillian Black may not be the best at relaxing on holiday. The far right author of a book called Woke Ideology (self-published,…...